Originally Posted by Chin Music
Nope neither of today’s knocks qualify due to them being somewhat tortured.
Funny you should mention that; as I was mowing my lawn just now, I was pondering the half centuries posted by Cook and Moeen and came up with ...
Ugly, Rat-Bag of an Old Fifty (URBOF).
Edit: I should point out that, based on the recent shambles of England’s batting displays, the URBOF award should be proudly worn as a badge of honour.