Sachin Tendulkar scores a ODI century every 9.5 innings.
Alastair Cook scores a ODI century every 8 innings. Not too much of a worry just yet.
Then one day it happened, she cut her hair and I stopped loving her.
Self defence is not simply about punching someone repeatedly in the face until they're unconscious, is it?
She took all I had and then she fed me dirt.